nintendette reblogged this from jas720 and added: An empty chair is a fulfilled promise. -bowserfucker
”Hindsight may be 20/20, but time travel gets results.” –Rhetpass
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There is no bad pizza -me
“The sun looks like it’s the same size as the moon, but you couldn’t even see the moon without the sun.” -Monkeysky
“You cannot close a shut door.” – Merve
If you don’t drink the milk, it’s going to spoil. -helloworldies
You can’t use a plug without a socket but you can use a socket with a fork -legitimatesnappingturtle
Water can be solid or wet, but not both. -mandatorysewer
It is easier to cut an apple with a knife than with a machine gun. -juubineion
“Even empty promises are worth their weight in gold.” -Toipilas
The smallest cookie is the last on the plate -Meme cream dream team