Happy Monday! It’s chapters one AND two of GIDEON THE NINTH, morality novel that teaches you how to be a good space goth! 

If you love skeletons, the dark mysteries of the sealed tomb and wearing black vestments, congratulations, you are already a good space goth. If you love huge fuck-off swords, girlie mags and the army, oops, you are NOT a good space goth. 

In either case maybe read the excerpts just to be sure.