The wild ride continues in Chapter 3! Here’s some of what you can expect:

• Skurch (skull church)
• Skayers (skull prayers)
• Skunger Skuames (skull Hunger Games)

If you had not read the previous chapters they are linked here too. 

This chapter contains a lot of Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus. It also hints as to the deeply nuanced backstory behind her personality (SPOILER: she was given three gifts by good fairies at her christening, the gifts of being a dickhead, being a creep, and unnatural bone love). 

Happy Monday! It’s chapters one AND two of GIDEON THE NINTH, morality novel that teaches you how to be a good space goth! 

If you love skeletons, the dark mysteries of the sealed tomb and wearing black vestments, congratulations, you are already a good space goth. If you love huge fuck-off swords, girlie mags and the army, oops, you are NOT a good space goth. 

In either case maybe read the excerpts just to be sure.